Here, we see the Cone People worshipping at the site of the Black Obelisk. This strangely-shaped object appeared one day, with a massive disruption of the ground, and was immediately surrounded by its orange legions of Doom. You can see that several of the Cone People have fallen over in rapture and are abjectly displaying their terror and awe of this inspiring symbol.

Office Artifact #1: I had originally thought that this was perhaps an undiscovered paleolithic cave drawing, unearthed when this building was constructed, or possibly some children's artwork that should be preserved in the event that they became famous artists in the future. Upon consultation with various art experts, however, the general opinion was that it didn't have enough arrows and dead animals for cave art, and children's drawings would undoubtedly incorporate some sort of recognizable 'house object' and possibly a tree, or a strangely-colored sun or two. I was forced to re-evaluate this artifact and lower its rating to 'engineering sketch'. Obviously, worthless. Imagine my disappointment.